don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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