don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Are my feet made of real feet?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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