I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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