Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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