She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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