Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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