Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
