Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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