oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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