another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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