How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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