READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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