I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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