It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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