I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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