You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Someone came in the potted fern
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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