I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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