I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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