4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
