After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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