That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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