i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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