what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dick very happy bro
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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