does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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