Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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