butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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