i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Randomize
