how can u be prego again
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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