How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
