something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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