It's Friday. Sex?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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