I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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