i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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