i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nicole vs. Life
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
soo... how was my night?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
