Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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