Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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