it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i now understand why vodka
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize