And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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