I must be too annoying 4 u.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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