rhymes with "ouble enetration"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
