I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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