Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
