The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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