if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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