i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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