Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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