whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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