i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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