There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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