My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
